Each week the guys try out and rate/review a new beer.  The ratings work on a scale of 0 to 5 "rounds".  Below you will find a complete listing of each beer reviewed as well as a link to the episode.  Listen to the episode to see how each host rated the beer in "First Round".  When a beer is so delicious that all of our hosts rate it 4 rounds or above, it gets to join a very special, very elite club and has a part of God's anatomy assigned to it.  Beers with that designation are noted to the side of the beer's name in yellow.

  • Episode 151
    Two Evil Pachamama Porter (God's Cornhole)
    Anthem Uroboros Stout (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Oskar Blues Ten Fidy (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    ​Clown Shoes Exorcism at Sunset (God's Pea Soup)
  • Episode 150
    Good People The Bearded Lady
    Good People Coffee Oatmeal Stout
    Santa Fe Imperial Java Stout (God's Shitty Diaper) (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Clown Shoes Blaecorn Unidragon (God's Horn) (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Iron Monk Chocolate Habanero Stout (God's Firecrotch)
  • Episode 149
    Clown Shoes Third Party Candidate
    Prairie Artisan Ales Pirate Noir (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Left Hand Nitro Stout (Stout Showdown Tournament
  • Episode 148
    Rogue Hazelutely Choctabulous
    Founders Mango Magnifico
    Left Hand Wake Up Dead Nitro (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Founders Breakfast Stout (God's Botox Balls) (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Iron Monk Milk Stout
  • Episode 147
    Oskar Blues Hotbox Coffee Porter
    Dead Armadillo Morning Bender (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Clown Shoes Exorcism of Rachel Walls (Stout Showdown Tournament)
  • Episode 146
    Prairie Artisan Ales Okie
    Evil Twin Aun mas Todo Jesus (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Coop Ale Works Territorial Reserve Imperial Stout (Stout Showdown Tournament)
  • Episode 145
    Leinenkugel Ginger Shandy
    Evil Twin Biscotti Break Raspberry Umami (Stout Showdown Tournament)
    Tall Grass Oatmeal Stout (Stout Showdown Tournament)
  • Episode 144
    Shiner Cold Brewed Coffee Ale (Birthday Beer)
    Mustang Udderly Awesome (God's Nutsack) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Clown Shoes Luchador En Fuego (God's Third Leg) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Prairie Artisan Ales Bomb! (God's Pussy) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 143
    Flying Dog Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout
    Marshall Bound For Glory
    Mustang Udderly Awesome (God's Nutsack) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Clown Shoes Luchador En Fuego (God's Third Leg) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Prairie Artisan Ales Bomb! (God's Pussy) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 142
    Prairie Artisan Ales Prairie Paradise (God's Bra)
    Blue Moon Cappuccino Oatmeal Stout
    Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Guerrilla Grape (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Mustang Udderly Awesome (God's Nutsack) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 141
    Prairie Artisan Ales Vanilla Noir
    Prairie Artisan Ales Limo Tint
    Clown Shoes Hammer of the Beast
    The Willows Family Ales Heath Sweat
    Clown Shoes Luchador En Fuego (God's Third Leg)(BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Marshall Brewing Old Pavilion Pilsner (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 140
    Prairie Artisan Ales/Evil Twin Brewing Bible Belt (God's Knees)
    Prairie Artisan Ales/Evil Twin Brewing Barrel Aged Bible Belt (God's Fingernail)
    Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Lemon Chiffon (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Evil Twin Hipster Ale (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 139
    Evil Twin's Even More Jesus
    MMMHops (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    ​Prairie Artisan Ales' Bomb! (God's Pussy) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 138
    Evil Twin's Michigan Maple Jesus (God's Sugar Tits)
    Moose Drool (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Mustang Udderly Awesome (God's Nutsack) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 137
    Prairie Artisan Ale's Christmas Bomb! (God's Balls)
    ​MMMHops (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Lagunitas' Lil Sumpin Sumpin (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 136
    Abita Christmas Ale
    Casper White Stout (God's Taint) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Prairie Artisan Ales' Bomb! (God's Pussy) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 135
    Stumptown Candypeel IPA
    ​Rogue Voodoo Donut (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Royal Jamaican Ginger Beer (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 134
    Helanni's Pineapple Heffenweisn
    Guinness (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Moose Drool (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 133
    Evil Twin's Lil B (God's Toes)
    Evil Twin's Hipster Ale (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Seadog Raspberry (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 132
    Rahr & Sons Rahr's Blonde
    Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero (God's Burning Butthole) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Fuel Cafe (God's Coffee Breath) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 131
    Left Hand Brewing Milk Stout (God's Dick Milk)
    Mustang Brewing Udderly Awesome (God's Nutsack) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Marshall Brewing Black Dolphin (God's Blowhole) (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 130
    Evil Twin Brewing Aun Mas Chili Jesus
    Marshall Brewing Oktoberfest (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
    Paulaner Oktoberfest Lager (BEERMAGEDDON Tournament)
  • Episode 129
    Clown Shoes Brewing The Barista (God's Auburn Locks)
    Alien Amber Ale
  • Episode 128
    Mama's Little Yella Pills
    Elk Valley Brewing Sweet Revenge Imperial Milk Stout
  • Episode 127
    Shake and Bake IPA
    Boulevard Tart Cherry
  • Episode 126
    Evil Twin Brewing Wet Dream
    Clown Shoes Brewing Luchador En Fuego Chocoloate Stout
  • Episode 125
    Death to Cereal Breakfast Stout (God's Morning Breath)
    Clementine Saison
  • Episode 124
    Prarie Artisan Ale Prarie Flare
    Against the Grain Brewing 35K Stout
  • Episode 123
    Clown Shoes Brewing Undead Party Crasher
    Angry Orchard Summer Honey
  • Episode 122
    The Dude's Brewing Company Grandma's Pecan (God's Prostate)
    Mustang Brewing Rocket Fuel
  • Episode 121
    Founders KBS
    Deep Ellum Oak Cliff Coffee Ale (God's Blue Balls)
  • Episode 120
    Buffalo Bayou Great White Buffalo
    Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan
  • Episode 119
    Community Beer Company Public Ale
    GPA+ Above German Beer
  • Episode 118
    Oak Highlands Brewing DF-Dub
    Noble Rey Brewing Off the Leash
  • Episode 117
    Evil Twin Brewing I Love You With My Stout
    Oak Highlands Freaky Deaky
  • Episode 116
    Beer to Drink Music To Belgian Tripel
    Crackin Up Pecan Porter
  • Episode 115
    Deep Ellum Brewing Cherry Chocolate Double Brown Stout
    Projector Readymade/Stillwater
  • Episode 114
    New Belgium Heavy Melon
    Funkwerks Raspberry Provincial
  • Episode 113
    Brooklyn Defender New York Comic Con IPA
    Vulcan Ale
  • Episode 112
    Old Chub Scottish Style Ale
  • Episode 111
    Rawr & Sons Ugly Pub Black Lager
  • Episode 110
    Atwater Brewery Vanilla Java Porter
  • Episode 109
    Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout (God's Asscrack)
  • Episode 108
    Magic Hat Not Quite Pale Ale No. 9
  • Episode 107
    Buffalo Butt Beer
  • Episode 106
    Homebrewed Pub Talk Porter
    Boulevard Bully Porter
  • Episode 105
    Marshall Brewing Atlas IPA (God's Pubic Beard)
  • Episode 104
    Elk Valley Brewing Nemesis Imperial Stout
  • Episode 103
    Mustang Brewing Strawshitaw
  • Episode 102
    Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout
  • Episode 101
    Tallgrass Brewing Co Top Rope IPA